"I’ve done it," she thought to herself, "it took uprooting and rearranging and, yes, sometimes breaking nearly every egg carton in the grocery section, but I’ve finally done it. I found… the right eggs.”
As she took her eleven-and-a-half items to the Ten Items and Under register and got in line, she looked down at her hard-won eggs.
She frowned. Somehow, she still wasn’t satisfied. She briefly considered going back and ruining more eggs so other shoppers couldn’t buy them. “It won’t be a big deal,” she considered, “nobody else needs to buy fucking eggs ever again or anything”
So if you see a silver Lexus with texas plates SND-984 - let police know as soon as possible. This was the car I was driving that got stolen this morning.
Maybe if we’re lucky he abandoned it somewhere. If there is anybody in or around the car, obviously do not go near it, call the police.
IT looks very similar to this:
A distinguishing feature is the hood is slightly darker than the rest of the car because it was replaced after an accident earlier this year.
Help this cool dude get his stolen car back maybe :<